We´re the paddlers from the shire
when we paddle we´re on fire
we paddle near & paddle far
and paddle to the nearest bar.

(chorus)
one says: your round
all say: your shout, that is what it´s all about

We´re the paddlers from port hacking
you will never catch us slacking
sweep´s the one who buys the rounds
when they get the boat aground
(chorus as above)

(verse 3 version 1)
Some of us who are just tea bagging
have to listen to pat a nagging
those of us who hit the gunnel
end up drinking through a funnel

(verse 3 version 2)
Some of us who are just tea bagging
must´ve spent last night a shagging
those of us who hit the gunnel
end up drinking through a funnel
(chorus as above)

Fin-ish line is not too far
go and set them on the bar
one- two- three- four
we can´t wait to get a-shore
(chorus as above)

(written by the awsome foursome netballers, with the help & approval of team members from Port Hacking dragons)